Hi my name is Michael Kid Named Finger Mike Ehrmantraut and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Bo Svenson(AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Daniel Ermentrout but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Los Pollos Hermanos in Albuquerque where I’m in the seventh year (I’m sixty-two). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Los Pollos Hermanos. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Walter White stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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